Tuesday 15 March 2016

My Limerick Writing

‘‘There was an old lady from Spain,
Who thought thinking was always in vain.
But one day she looked,
At a really good book.
It was so hard it blew up her brain.”
“There once was a Duke of Brazil,
Who was really, really ill.
And while playing Minecraft,
He said his mom was daft.
Rest in Peace, Duke of Brazil.”
“Once upon a time,
There was a rebel.
Here is his limerick.”
“There was once a boy named Luke,
Who played really well on the flute.
‘Till a very bad day,
All his skill ran away.
Now all he can manage is ‘TOOT’!”
“The once was a baby named Blur,
Who grew a lot of pink fur.
And after she died,
A guilty man lied
That he wasn’t scared of that fur.”
“There once was a kid named Jimmy,
Who was cursed to never stop the shimmy.
Until one faithful day,
The curse went away.
But he still didn’t stop dancing, that Jimmy.”
“There once was a dog called Blim,
Who always went into the gym.
Until this day,
He always stayed

So he could get strong and bite Tim.”

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