My Limerick Writing

‘‘There was an old lady from Spain,

Who thought thinking was always in vain.

But one day she looked,

At a really good book.

It was so hard it blew up her brain.”

“There once was a Duke of Brazil,

Who was really, really ill.

And while playing Minecraft,

He said his mom was daft.

Rest in Peace, Duke of Brazil.”

“Once upon a time,

There was a rebel.

Here is his limerick.”

“There was once a boy named Luke,

Who played really well on the flute.

‘Till a very bad day,

All his skill ran away.

Now all he can manage is ‘TOOT’!”

“The once was a baby named Blur,

Who grew a lot of pink fur.

And after she died,

A guilty man lied

That he wasn’t scared of that fur.”

“There once was a kid named Jimmy,

Who was cursed to never stop the shimmy.

Until one faithful day,

The curse went away.

But he still didn’t stop dancing, that Jimmy.”

“There once was a dog called Blim,

Who always went into the gym.

Until this day,

He always stayed

So he could get strong and bite Tim.”